About

Ryan Lansing

Lansing grew up not far from Los Santos, which would explain why he has family close by including his great, great grandfather.

When Lansing was eight years old he found a single $50 bill in the bathroom at his great, great grandpa's house. He was THRILLED to find money! He used that money to buy some toys. Unfortunately, that money belonged to his great, great grandfather. Grandpa wasn't impressed at his lack of honestly for not turning it in and disowned him. Lansing saw this as a reason to prove to his grandpa that he was a good person. Lansing led a life of helping people and following the law.

As an adult he decided to become a police officer. Lansing started with the San Andreas State Police as a boot under Lt. Santiago (Sync40). Lansing later became a Sgt and then a Detective. Lansing was then promoted through the ranks to where he now stands as a director. Lansing takes his job seriously and will do what he can to break cases and catch criminals.

Lansing is currently engaged to Naomi Smalls who he plans to marry and spend a lifetime of happiness together!

Brady Cardia (Grandpa)

Brady, Lansing's great, great grandfather is your typical old man: cranky, dirty and straightforward.

Brady enjoys his evenings reading under a blanket with a pipe. It just so happens that there's also a hooker under the blanket, the book is a skin mag and the pipe has coke in it.

Grandpa can be found lost, shopping for a webcam, fixing the carb on your car or his personal favorite, playing baseball!

If you're interested in getting to know Grandpa better, be sure to look him up. He finds most of his ladies on Grinder. You can find his profile by filtering your search by age highest to lowest. He'll be at the top!

Dusty Glass

Ladies and gentlemen, the porn stache is back!

Don't you worry, ol' Dusty Glass is here to save your ass! Hello from the other side, don't you mother f-ing die! I'll save you, I'll save you!

(did you sing that?^^^^^^^^^)

Not much is known about Dusty... He's elusive, a bit of an oddball, keeps to himself, but is damn good at his EMS job.

If anyone can figure out more about Rusty, please share the info!

Richard James

Ricky James, not Rick James!

Ricky is your typical criminal of opportunity. He runs with the person who can help him most. He enjoys robbing places and shooting people with Quincy. Ricky takes offense to a lot and won't sugar coat it.

Not much is known about Ricky's past either, but we're working on gathering more information as he tells us.

We'll post a mugshot when we can get the police to release an image.

Tasty Lacey

She'll do anything for $5.

Lacey is one of a kind! It's been said she's keeping a secret about her past.

What we do know is that she claims to have spent $150,000 to make her tatas jiggle like they do!

She's not very picky it seems when it comes to picking a "Daddy".

Lacey is known for stealing cars as well as hearts. If you see her, be sure to lock your doors!

It seemed so real...

Turns out her real name was in fact Laura. She was a member of the Italian Mafia sent here to gather intel. She thought Lansing would have the intel she needed.

She was killed in a shootout in Istanbul on September 15, 2020.

Grandpa's old whip. Wonder how many hookers he can fit in there??

Pink Ranger!